You’re looking at the Watt Industries Time Machine which sells for a mere $100,000. The seller is serious about the price and even has the brass to charge an extra $10 for shipping.
Gather round to witness the latest creation from the Watts Industries’ labs. Watch in awe as the power of the hand held device for traversing the chrono scape transports our ‘willing’ volunteer through time itself. Feuled by raw liquid ether held in the containment vessel at the bottom, the user has only to wind the clockwork mechanism at the top the desired number of times to initiate chronoporting.
disclaimer: Watts Industries Accepts no responsibility for chronofreeze, ingestion by theropods, Vexatious encounters with robots and infantication.
If raw liquid ether is ingested seek medical attention yesterday.
Seriously, for $100,000 I better get a DeLorean that can hit 1955, and I insist that it have the Mr. Fusion, Plutonium, hover conversion, the works. In other words, a REAL time machine, not just some groovy lamp. Granted, the lamp is cool, just not 100-Grand cool…