Mechanical Womb
Just when I had finished my therapy dealing with the unreasonable fear that mechanical men would someday destroy mankind…
A sinister and evil villainess of a scientist goes and creates this. The Complete Mechanical Womb, disguised as SteamPunk art by the “artist” Porkshanks, clearly illustrates a failed prototype. Just another experimental step in this woman’s diabolical plan to usurp human rule on Earth, and replace it with her own twisted vision of a perfect dystopia.
I approve… 
I’d rather serve the Queen of the Damned (bite me Anne Rice, you traitorous bitch) under the rule of a benevolent leader such as El Presidente Porkshanks, than live another day under the current United States administration. And with that statement, I will now end up on the Terror Watch list, and my boarding passes shall forever read “SSSS”.
I’m a USMC veteran, Atheist Minister, and Science Fiction Author. Commonly known as the Magnanimous and Beneficent Doctor Warthan, I disseminate the propaganda of SteamPunk through a special series of psychological formulae that I have designated Omega7Red.
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