Happy 420: I Hope You All Burn in HELL!

It’s April 20th, or 4/20. Depending on who you are, you’re happy because 420 is pot smoker’s code for marijuana; or you’re happy because 4/20 is Hitler’s birthday; usually both. Pot heads suck [expletive deleted]. Why? I’ll tell you why. Illegal drugs fund terrorism (period).  Nazi’s suck big huge donkey [expletive deleted].  Hitler smoked pot too.

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What really sucks is that I can’t use exceptionally foul language because the thought police will ban me from the internet.  God [expletive deleted] damn it!  And, oh, the images above (except Mr. Mein Kamph there) are from actual T-Shirts.

Pot smoker’s defense #1: I get it from a Nazi guy who grows it in his planation in the middle of the national forest back yard.  Right, and how do you think the local MS13 chapter of the Mexican Mafia feels about your piece of shit drug dealer pal cutting in on their profit on their turf?  No, they tax him or put him out of business.  And what does this outstanding hemp-wearing member of the community do with the money anyways?  Give it to widows and orphans?  No, it goes to booze, hookers, other drugs, and strippers (strippers are ok).

Pot smoker’s defense #2: Buying gas funds terrorism.  Ok, you may have a point there.  But, the pot smoker is buying gas too, sooooo how is that a defense?  Guess weed doesn’t make you very creative in your excuses, does it?  Go build a bong out of a loaded gun and smoke a bowl for me.

Pot smoker’s defense #3:  Ok, STOP.  Once you get here, it’s like a Christian and an Atheist having an arguement.  There’s no defense, it’s a choice.  The connection to domestic and international terrorist activities is clear and undeniable; you might as well deny the holocaust (and why not, your Nazi buddies do).  People die by the thousands every year so that marijuana gets into the hands of your local dope smoker.  The truth is that people want their sin, and they will use any means to justify it because they’re cowards.

Just admit that you don’t give a flying [expletive deleted] if other people get hurt or killed for your entertainment.  I mean, you can either be a piece of shit, or a lying piece of shit (your choice).  Alcoholism, Hookers, Porn, Drugs, Gambling, Software Piracy, all that stuff only hurts people.  And when nailed to a cross, the last defense of any of these [expletive deleted]-suckers is that “I have an addiction”.  Bullshit – everything begins with a choice.  Nazi’s, Terrorists, Pedophiles, Drug Users, they all have the same excuses.  I hope you all burn in Hell.

About the Author: Dr. Warthan:
Known as the Magnanimous and Beneficent Doctor Warthan, I disseminate the propaganda of SteamPunk through a special series of psychological formulae that I have designated Omega7Red.
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15 Responses to “Happy 420: I Hope You All Burn in HELL!”

  1. Reverend Hill says:

    It is actually Bob Marley’s Birthday and a smoke tribute to him.. It is coincidence that it is Hitlers Birthday and My fathers Birthday…

  2. Anon says:

    It seems to me your only problem with drugs is that the sale there-of funnels money into disagreeable groups.

    Would you therefore agree that recreational drugs should be legalized? If I can get my heroin from a drug store (heh, “drug” store), why would I go to a dangerous, unreliable dealer? Mass legalization would destroy the underground drug economy and allow the government to step in with controls and regulations that would do a much better job of keeping harmful drugs out of the hands of kids.

    Not to mention 9/11 was primarily funded by the Bush administration. The old Bush administration, not the W variety. Last time I checked Al Qaeda aren’t situated in the best of growing climates.

  3. Dr. Warthan says:

    To clarify, my disapproval of illegal drug abuse is not limited to the scope of funding terrorism. If Marijuana, Heroin, or any other illegal drug were legalized for recreational use, that would be “interesting” to say the least, and I would continue to disapprove of its use for many other reasons.

    Comparing it to alcohol, booze does not fund terrorism. When booze was made illegal by a Constitutional amendment, people continued to have access to alcohol, and didn’t care that it was funding organized crime. People back then knew the mob was turning out Swiss cheese left and right with Chicago typewriters thanks to Jazz and liquor, and they simply didn’t care as long as they could get drunk. Organized crime is synonymous with modern day domestic terrorism.

    While Al Qaeda and the Taliban don’t necessarily dirty their hands with weed, the “Mexican Mafia” does; a.k.a. White Fence, MS13, 19th Street, etc. Your local friendly neighborhood inner-city street gang is nothing more than a domestic terrorist group backed by international organized crime. They KILL people over Marijuana distribution territories.

    Point is: Pots heads are drug users, and just like any other piece of shit, they will use any justification to excuse their bad behavior. It’s like a person who illegally downloads music, and then says that pirating music actually benefits the industry. Bullshit. What they should be saying is “I like to get high, and I don’t care if innocent people die in the process”.

  4. anthony says:

    this guy is a fag who needs to take the pinneapple out of his ass its people like this that turned our country in to a comuniest counrty controled by the government weed can free the U.S. politacly and money wise gas and food meds and toys

    see my page
    http://www.myspace.com/pro_marijuana

  5. Cal says:

    I hope he learns to spell before he does anything else ‘political’…

    Fact is, you can’t deny drugs fund terrorism. Afghanistan alone is the number one producer of Opium ( which is refined to heroin) and marijuana. It has been estimated to be at about 86% to as high as 96% of the worlds output pf opiates. And in case you didn’t know, theres a war going on there due to terrorism. The history for AL Qaeda and the Taliban goes back to the British occupation and requires history lessons. But essentially all these narcotics are produced by the poor afghan farmer being forced through starvation do being one of the poorest countries on earth. So the Taliban who work with AL Qaeda, and provided a safe heaven for them to train, also using the money provided through the drug trade to buy weapons, pay for bombs to be planted to kill OUR soldiers, and to spread terrorism world wide.

    This is also just the tip of the ice burg folks. Theres still South America, Indo China, the illegal diamond trade, sex trade, ect. ect. all interconnected with illegal drugs and terrorism. I can go all day, but i’m sure you get the picture.

  6. Krystal says:

    You need to educated yourself before you say ridiculous shit (expletive happily not deleted) like that. Pharmaceutical companies have killed more people than Cannabis ever has. In fact, Pharmaceutical companies created a new drug that actually contains the SAME chemical structure as marijuana. It gives its users the same side effects but is significantly less effective. The only reason we are still in prohibition is because the extremely wealthy have ties to the riches of patentable legal drugs.

    Consider this and look into it: Hemp oil has cured at least two people (a child and a woman) of Crohn’s disease. And there is even more research that exists in favour of its healthful and usefulness. The more you look into it the more good things you will find.

    It is better to say that, if anything, stupidity, greed, and bigotry support and create terrorism.

  7. Krystal says:

    *educate

    I should correct my typo before someone sloshes out of the bedpan to call me stupid for a simple slip of the hand. :D

  8. Dr. Warthan says:

    I forgive you for your misspelling Krystal. It happens to all of us. I love this post. I get more heat for this one topic than I do for all the others combined. It’s fascinating and disturbing just how much pot has a hold on our society.

    Specifically on the question of legitimate medical research; the Nazi’s did that too. Their legitimate research was burned by the medical community because using that research to do good would have justified the evil that carried it out. And when you buy and smoke pot, you’re endorsing the evil that created it. Pot was not cultivated by concerned doctors, but on the backs of slave labor, prostitution, human trafficking, kidnapping, torture, and murder.

    People, it is recreational drug use disguised as legitimate medical need; you’re not fooling anybody but yourselves. Yes, it’s a blanket statement that should not include the 0.0001% of the people who really do need pot to cure cancer. Yes, there’s a typo and I’m an idiot. Yes, I’m a bigot for unconditionally hating pot. Yes, there are lots of excuses. Yes, you should have the freedom to smoke pot. You think your pathetic name-calling is going to hurt my feelings? I really don’t care. You still a dirty fucking pot-smoking whore.

    Smoking pot establishes a lifestyle that is detrimental to your long term success and health. Its use promotes organized crime and domestic terrorism. You can play the bigot card, medical card, Jesus card, or the whole damn deck, and it doesn’t change the truth. When you smoke pot, you are helping to torture and kill innocent Americans; and even though I’m an Atheist, I know deep in my heart that God will send you to Hell to burn for all eternity.

  9. aitchi says:

    another point is most marijuana is grown in the country its being bought from so unless your gettin osama to ship it over your hardly funding terrorism but money hungry yanks selling arms to taliban on the other hand does help terrorism so whos really to blame?

  10. truth says:

    Only reason illegal drugs fund terrorism is because they are just that, illegal. Supply and demand, duh! If Marijuana were legal, it would kill the market, hence making it no longer a viable terrorism funding vehicle. Illegal status makes pot a bad thing, period.

  11. truth says:

    Oh, almost forgot. HAPPY 4/20 ALL!

    Also, F*CK Hitler!!!!!

  12. Papa Benny says:

    F.Y.I. Hitler’s drug of choice was not Marijuana, it was Meth Amphetamine.
    If he had smoked the ganja instead, perhaps the Holocaust could have been avoided.

  13. Ash says:

    I stumbled on this page and it was a waste of time to read. You know nothing whatsoever. How about the internet funds terrorism, hmm? What I said and what you said is the same thing. From one Marine to another- you’re an idiot.

    Happy 4/20 everyone! Light up for peace worldwide!

  14. Smoke1 says:

    Research your facts the supply of mexican herb has been choked off.Most people are currently buying 100% American grown herb,and nobody is getting killed over it.Mexican smoke is “blood weed”,responsible smokers know this and dont support it.The biggest problem in this country is meth and prescription pills.

  15. Rob says:

    I have MS … I suffer from temporal lobe epilepsy … I have lost over 60% of all the soft tissue in my spine … I am in severe constant pain 24/7 (I am even in pain in my dreams) and that is just a fraction of my symptoms.

    I have perscriptions for morphine, valium (for unbearable muscle spasms), oxycodone, baclofen, vicodin and soma. All these pills are supposed to take away my pain and the medication for my epilepsy is extremely dangerous … none of these medications make my pain lower than 7 on the “… 10 being the worst pain you have ever experienced …”

    Even when I am “lucky” to reach 7, it only last for about a half hour. I never get high off these meds and the bottom line is, my pain is bigger and badder than Oxy and Morphine.

    I do not like marijuana … never have! I don’t like not being clear headed … but marijuana will make my pain drop below (and I can squeeze and hour a day around 3 by adding the marijuana together) so why do you believe I should suffer when a PLANT has the potential of giving me a normal life and has proven to lower my pain level?

    It is easy for people like you to say such uninformed nonsense because you so not deal with pain like I do. You could not survive one hour with my pain on my best day. And before yougo accuse me of supporting terrorist and Mexican cartels … that blame lies on the shoulders of law-makers.

    If marijuana was not illegal and growers were allowed to grow in the United States, people would buy from American farmers thereby putting the cartels out of business (not to mention the tax revenue it would generate)

    You are a horrible person with a HUGE hole in your argument. I choose not to suffer just because p

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